#Mondaymusings -The Plum Seed

​[12/09, 01:52] Ash: I think I swallowed the plum seed. Like right now. 😢

[12/09, 01:55] friend 1: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 01:55] F1: Plum tree will grow

[12/09, 01:55] F1: In tummy

[12/09, 01:58] Ash: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 01:58] Ash: The oesophagus is that big eh

[12/09, 01:58] Ash: As in the seed was big ya

[12/09, 01:58] Ash: I’m thinking is it stuck I’m my throat now

[12/09, 02:17] F2: Drink water

[12/09, 02:17] F2: Loads

[12/09, 02:17] F1: Or ask P to do the Heimlich

[12/09, 02:17] F1: Or put your finger in your throat and throw up

[12/09, 02:17] F1: Will he able to?

[12/09, 02:18] F1: He might get scared

[12/09, 02:18] Ash: He is sleeping

[12/09, 02:18] F2: It is supposed to be easy no

[12/09, 02:18] F2: Throw up

[12/09, 02:18] Ash: Drank water let see..

[12/09, 02:18] F1: But on Pins

[12/09, 02:18] F1 She could be scary at times

[12/09, 02:18] F1: I’m guessing this is one such time

[12/09, 02:18] F2: Don’t make scary throw up noises

[12/09, 02:19] Ash: Haha

[12/09, 02:19] F1: Ooh.. do that in his ears

[12/09, 02:19] F1: He will wake up and he can do the whatever

[12/09, 02:19] Ash: Let the boy sleep

[12/09, 02:19] Ash: I think it has gone down

[12/09, 02:20] Ash: Hopefully it won’t sprout soon

[12/09, 02:20] Ash: And I may have like leaves popping out

[12/09, 02:20] F1: πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 02:20] Ash: Imagine plums growing inside the tummy like those peepal growing off walls

[12/09, 02:20] F1: We can pick plums from your nose

[12/09, 02:20] F1: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 02:21] F2: Does our body digest the seed that large

[12/09, 02:21] Ash: Hahaaa

[12/09, 02:21] F2: Or do you feel it pass

[12/09, 02:21] F1: No.. she will poop it out

[12/09, 02:21] Ash: Feel it passs

[12/09, 02:21] Ash: First thing in the morning

[12/09, 02:21] F2: Ouch

[12/09, 02:22] F2: Si plum seed will become poop seed

[12/09, 02:23] Ash: Haha

[12/09, 02:23] Ash: And may be their will be a plum tree comingbout of my comode

[12/09, 02:23] Ash: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 02:23] Ash: Good manure no

[12/09, 02:27] F1: Ewww

[12/09, 02:27] F1: Enough

[12/09, 02:27] F1: Both of you  – go sleep

[12/09, 02:28] Ash: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 02:28] F1: Like kids discussing poop at 2:30 am

[12/09, 02:28] Ash: I had a roomate who introduced me to poop jokes

[12/09, 02:28] F1: I’m married

[12/09, 02:28] Ash: And initially I was like was the heck woman shut up

[12/09, 02:29] F1: So. That means poop jokes ALL the time

[12/09, 02:29] F1: Boys are obsessed with all things toilet

[12/09, 02:30] Ash: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 02:30] Ash: So she trained me in some ways to enjoy piku I feel

[12/09, 02:30] Ash: I’m ever so grateful

[12/09, 02:31] Ash: Oh we do that all the time.. How was mess food last night

[12/09, 02:31] Ash: Open tap or …

[12/09, 02:31] Ash: Mess breakfast conversations

[12/09, 02:31] Ash: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[12/09, 02:31] Ash: I’ll go to sleep

[12/09, 02:32] Ash: πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

[12/09, 02:38] F2: Good night

[12/09, 02:38] F2: Pleasant pooping

[12/09, 04:04] F3: As long as it don’t go in to your lungs

[12/09, 04:05] F3: I have heard of a man who had a lung collapse because a pea sprouted in it…

[12/09, 04:06] F1: Don’t scare her re

[12/09, 04:06] F1: I’m sure she will be fine in the morning

[12/09, 04:06] F3: Hehe she will poop it out.. I just said the other scenario..

[12/09, 04:09] F1: She will tell us in the morning πŸ‘πŸΌ

[12/09, 07:47] F2: Pleasant poopin people

[12/09, 07:54] F1: Eesh

[12/09, 09:28] Ash: https://youtu.be/jxrkzVX4Vf0

[12/09, 09:29] Ash: I wake up and tell the boy that I swallowed the plum seed he reminds me of Colin … Scroll to 2.11 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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139 thoughts on “#Mondaymusings -The Plum Seed”

                    1. Jessssss now that makes all the sense..

                      Butttttttt right not buying any more plums.. I wonder where all they come from… πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

                      Incidently I have planted a plum tree in the garden.. 😎😎😎

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                    2. Oh boy what a dilemma. . Right I shud ship it over to pins. . She will have two. .
                      And the two trees will be happier having each other to grow up with..πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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                    3. Ahaan.. Indian tadka everywhere.. πŸ˜›
                      Do you talk to your tree? “beta, meethe meethe plums dena “, try this, may be you will get sweet and juicy plums. Studies say if you play light and calm music to your plants, they grow well and fruits will be sweet and juicy.

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                    4. Ooops.. sorry pressed send too soon

                      I was saying it’s too young to ubdestand that.. let it grow a bit..

                      Calm music where when how. .In a punjabi household .. no way.. its the dhol all the time..

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                    5. Na can’t do that.. I just sent a propasal from my tree to pins tree

                      Her tree might say no.. If she sees the neighbour’s. .

                      😎😎😎😎

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                    6. Yes please….

                      But I am sure with all the eating and drinking humans will do at te party. . Won’t need to buy any

                      Ha ja ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

                      Ps. My manager just asked what am.i laughing my head off .. looking at the laptop screen…

                      Ha what do they know.. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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